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How To Get the Stupidest Ticket In 7 Easy Steps


Wanna get the stupidest ticket ever?  Follow these easy steps.


1)  Be Me.

2)  Get on a bike.

3)  Be absolutely SURE that NO ONE is around.

4)  Run a stop sign.

5)  Greet the hiding cop that is about to bust your balls for running a stop sign, ON A BIKE.  (at 9:30 in the morning, with no one around)

6)  Be certain that the serial number on the bottom of your bike is obliterated. (his word, not mine)

7)  Keep cool, he just may take your fucking bike. 


If you've managed to follow those 7 easy steps.  Congratulations, you have 21 days to contact the county court and explain to them what exactly you got a ticket for.  Only when you try to be a good person and call them really really soon, they tell you that they don't get the tickets sent to them for at least 10 working days.  So I lied.  Congratulations, you actually have between 10 working days and 21 days to contact the court.  For those of my readers who aren't that bright.  That's between 14 to 21 days. 


If yer still reading, I bet your wondering what the shit is up with the cops and court up here.  Yeah me too.  Let me know if you figure it out.