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CHAIN LETTERS

 

FUCK...

Don't lie, you know you thought the same exact thing the last time some insensitive jerk sent you a chain letter or chain instant message.  Whatever the fuck they're called, they're all the same.  Basically its some catch that makes you want to pass on some retarded message or you will be cursed for the rest of your natural life.  In fact, I think if you die early, the curse is transferred to your kids.  Here's the latest one I fucking got.

send this to ten pp. and tonight at midnight your true love will find you Something good will happen 2 you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. Tomorrow is National Kiss Day. If you send 15ppl this in 15 Min you're safe

There it is folks, uncut and in its entirety.  Let's see.  Where to fucking start on this piece of shit?  Read it again?  Can you believe that someone actually wrote this?  This had to come from somewhere, and someone had to have thought of this.  Hey!  If you wrote this and you happen to be reading this... take a fucking trip to my Hugh page.  This time, its not just Hugh and I giving a HUGE FUCK YOU.  It's from everyone you have ever sent this to... you piece of shit...

If you actually believe in this bullshit, I feel sorry for you.  Next time the chain "letter" is going to curse you with testicular or ovarian cancer (you can pick) and probably involve losing a finger or two. 

If you really believe in that bullshit, "Get ready for the biggest shock of your life." 

YOU ARE ONE OF THE BIGGEST FUCKING MORONS ON THE PLANET

SHOCKING!

I talked to a shitload of people who got the same chain letter type instant message, and they all hate it also.  They feel the same exact thing I feel, anger and pity.  We are angry that you even considered sending that stupid thing to us in the first place.  It's just mean to send that to someone.  Not only does it convey that you want us to be miserable so you can feel good, we're just some screen name for you to use so that your superstitious ass can feel some relief.  And we pity you that you would even believe in this shit.  I promptly closed the message window and thought "you poor bastard."  I don't even have to feel the urge to punch the person who composed this piece of garbage, because everyone who even read it wants to do it for me... twice.

I usually finish my bitching spree with something funny or clever.  FUCK YOU.  Sweet and simple.  Have a nice day.

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