Check Out These Things I Hate
If you or someone you love made it on to this website... A nice big FUCK YOU from Hugh and me.
If you are at all offended by the picture of Hugh, click here.
People who cut in line. Jerks...
Biker Cops. They Have Shit To Do.
CockWhompers. They try to make their situation seem worse than yours when you are complaining to get it out of your system.
Bus Phone Callers. Its uncomfortable and just loud.
Chain Letters. Fuck them up their stupid asses.
*Completely NEW section* (11/3/03)
The Girl of Your Dreams! (If your cup of tea is a stupid, narcoleptic idiot.)
Got Great Joke Timing? I don't.